"Legal Research? Get Me Sushi, With Footnotes"
Hilarious.
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The memo, purported to be written by Kimberly Arena and cc:ed to Jason Schaefer, begins: "As requested, please find below selected alternatives for ordering sushi in Mid-town New York City. The alternatives have been categorized into two distinct groups: (i) those available on Seamless Web Professional Solutions ("Seamless Web") and (ii) other sushi restaurants from which delivery to PWRW&G LLP's office is available." The three page memo, which is addressed to Kelley Parker, is excellently prepared. It contains multiple Zagat's footnotes, discusses the importance of not ordering sushi on Mondays, and addresses the merits of many restaurants. In a deadpan impersonation of David Foster Wallace, the paralegal writes:
"Haru has come highly recommended to me, specifically in terms of their sashimi. Most praise their huge portions and 'exalted' sushi."
More from gawker.com:
The memo, purported to be written by Kimberly Arena and cc:ed to Jason Schaefer, begins: "As requested, please find below selected alternatives for ordering sushi in Mid-town New York City. The alternatives have been categorized into two distinct groups: (i) those available on Seamless Web Professional Solutions ("Seamless Web") and (ii) other sushi restaurants from which delivery to PWRW&G LLP's office is available." The three page memo, which is addressed to Kelley Parker, is excellently prepared. It contains multiple Zagat's footnotes, discusses the importance of not ordering sushi on Mondays, and addresses the merits of many restaurants. In a deadpan impersonation of David Foster Wallace, the paralegal writes:
"Haru has come highly recommended to me, specifically in terms of their sashimi. Most praise their huge portions and 'exalted' sushi."
// 10/21/2003 
